Vivizul

my boyfriend and had a gooood looong laught a while back when we went to the airport. it amazes me how an intellegent person like myselfcan do something incredibly bimbotic. well before entering the car park one has to stop at the entrance to get a ticket at those machine thinggys. well at the airport entrance they’ve conviniently put two next to each other to make things faster, only one has a big sign on top that say do not enter. trucks and buses. so on a previous day when me and best friends *A and *M went to the airport i had to reverse when i tried to enter there cause we all saw the sign that said for trucks and buses only and cleverly thought that it must charge extra. so when my boyfriend did the same thing and told him (quite smugly) that he had to reverse and go to the other machines because this one was for trucks and buses only. he and my brother just stared at me like “seriously!”. they obviously started weeing themselves and tried while laughing to explain that it meant no entry to trucks and buses not normal cars like i thought. so the moral of the story is a)the airport should change the bloody sign.. its damn confusing.. i mean no entry, trucks and buses, might mean to some no entry. only trucks and buses you know!! b) try not to be too smug when you’re telling your boyfriend something because the jokes are painfulllll c)don’t always listen to your best friends cause they might be just as bimbotic as you are hahahah (i love you guys!!)

Ok here’s another one that only my closest friends know so far and now I’m brave enough to tell the whole world haha. Well ok me and best friend *A attended this prep talk for a scholarship by this BIG IMPORTANT person. Anyway somewhere along the line, he says that for next year’s batch he was thinking that maybe he would ask Bono to come for a motivational talk. Well me being me, before thinking, I blurted out and excitedly said out loud “I LOVE BONO!!” from U2. And the Pehin and all the officers and everyone present looked at me then burst out laughing.  What he had meant was that he was thinking of asking Bono, a motivational group in Singapore, to give a motivational course. Now how was I supposed to know that with Bono being the good Samaritan he is??!!

So I was watching tv with my dad one evening and he was eating his Indomee with his chopsticks and it smelt so good when he went and left his indomee on the table I decided to cunningly eat some (just a little). So I started eating the indomee with the chopstick. After 3 minutes, I was rally wondering why I was having such a hard time eating it cause it kept slipping of and I’d end up with only one strand of mee at the end of it, and I must admit for a non-Chinese I’m pretty alright with chopsticks. Well my peanut sized brain finally figured out where the problem was coming from. It turned out that I was eating from the wrong end of the chopsticks. I was putting the larger side into my mouth and holding it from the smaller end. Well duh vivi!! What was sad about this is that it took me forever to discover where I was going wrong! snoreeeeee..